loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there.
― (via psych-facts)

undeadaudio:

Modern Girls and Old Fashioned Men - The Strokes & Regina Spektor