Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing


my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

A comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there.
― (via psych-facts)


Modern Girls and Old Fashioned Men - The Strokes & Regina Spektor